DId you see this?
The first sentence of the last graph is so great--he's basically telling the reader that he/she should be GRATEFUL that movie stars take time out their busy lives to embrace causes we, the masses, are too dumb to follow.
Like vegetarian stars who make movies shot on film (film=gelatin=dead Bossie).
Personally, I wonder if Laurie David has convinced Jerry Seinfeld, the source of all her wealth, to give up his car collection.
Does Gwynnie P. insist that movie crews use electric vehicles?
I want a star to act good, look good and shut up.
That last line is classic.